"When all is not right, go left." (Complete with an arrow.)
"Children's laughter is the best medicine."
"Tomorrow is a new day."
After assessing the quotes, I began thinking about the job of a counselor and how I would decorate my office if I were one. I think I would put up different quotes on my wall; quotes that would mess with my patients' minds and make them crazier than they already were. I googled theraputic quotes and came up with this winning quote website: http://www.healthcentral.com/depression/c/84292/150702/15-humorous/.
If I were a psychologist, I would paint my office rainbow colors and decorate it with polka dots. It is a well known fact that polka dots make everything alright. And if the room that my patients were sitting in was crazy looking, then my patients' mindset would fit right in. Additionally, in bold lettering-Comic Sans font, I would write these quotes from my new favorite website:
"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake. I feel better already."
"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet." Rodney Dangerfield -
"Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined."
"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits."
“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounding yourself with assholes.” ― William Gibson
"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity."
Edgar Allen Poe
Come to think of it, some of these would look nice around my house. Maybe Sarah will use her vinyl lettering machine and create a nice phrase for my kitchen. Then I could read it while I applied my placenta cream. Which one should I pick?