Step 1: Trick Mom into reading as many bedtime stories as possible and then pick the longest books you can think of.
Step 2: Tell Mom that you have to go to the bathroom but really play with your bath time toys.
Step 3: Get all wet while you are playing with your bath toys so you need to change into your pajamas again.
Step 4: Put your underwear on backwards on purpose to take up more time.
Step 5: Put your pajamas on as slowly as possible.
Step 6: Once you are in bed, ask Mom for a tiny bit of water.
Step 7: Now ask Mom to rub lotion all over your back. You know she cannot resist because you have eczema
Step 8: Get out of bed to put the music on in the noise maker thingy.
Step 9: Leave your favorite bedtime stuffed animal in the bathroom on purpose. Then call Mom to come and get him.
Step 9: Wait five minutes. Call Mom again and say, "There is wax and dirt in my ear."
Step 10: Call Mom yet again because the hall light is not bright enough.
But then silence...... So Mom checks in on him 15 minutes later.....